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Carlo ancelotti is very smart and has Already won a champions league so Barca's new coach luis Enrique
wanted to know the secret of Carlo's success so one day Enrique visited real Madrid to talk to Carlo..
Enrique: hey carlo what's the reason of your success
carlo: i prepare my team not only physically but also
mentally
Enrique: but how
then carlo called marcelo
carlo: marcelo tell me a question
marcelo: what boss
carlo: it's not your brother but it's a son of your mother
who is that
marcelo:that's me boss
carlo:see Enrique that's how you should prepare your
players
than Enrique understand and went to camp nou happily
then try the technique of carlo he called messi
Enrique: messi tell me a question
messi: what boss
Enrique: its not your brother but it's a son of your mother
who is it
messi: ummmm boss give me one night i will tell you
tomorrow
Enrique: ok
that night messi called his Argentine friend of madrid di
maria in phone
messi: maria tell me a question
di maria: what my friend
messi: it's not your brother but it's a son of your mother
who is it
di maria: it's me
messi:oh tnx tnx maria you are a true friend
in the next day
messi: boss i know the answer of your yesterday's
question
Enrique: so who is it
messi:it's di maria
Enrique: you idiot brainless c*nt can't you answer this
simple question
messi: so who is it boss???
Enrique: it's Marcelo
ITS JUST A JOKE
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